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Game Recap: Shock and awe
If the Aztecs’ loss last week provided an open invitation to irrationally flip the fuck out, this week’s 42-7 win over Army left us with another inadvisable temptation — to guzzle more Kool Aid than Brady Hoke on $2 chimichanga … Continue reading
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Tagged Adam Muema, Army, Brady Hoke Fat jokes, Epic Smackdowns, Ezell Ruffin, Gangnam Style!, Walter Kazee
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Meet the new blog, same as the old blog
A little over a week ago, AztecsKillingHim (the blog not the blogger) celebrated its first birthday. I probably would have marked the occasion at the time were I not wandering around Albuquerque in a fugue state on vacation. But I’m … Continue reading
Ringing in 2012 with some Aztecs resolutions
As the handful of sickos who follow this site regularly already know, I’ve been a bit of an absentee blogger over the past week or so. I took some time off to visit my parents and they don’t have a computer. OK fine, … Continue reading
Football Season in Review: Rocky Long leads Aztecs to worst best season ever
Back in August, I boiled down my expectations for the Aztecs’ football season into this easy-to-digest slurry: Seven wins and another bowl berth would be just peachy. And while you’re at it, finally getting off the BCS bitch list by … Continue reading
New Orleans Bowl Recap: An epic debacle in pictures
Just flew in from New Orleans, and boy is my stemming tired … Illegal stemming? Sounds like something that would draw a passive-aggressive e-mail from your condo association, not a critical penalty flag from a college football ref. Bah. I don’t want to spend … Continue reading
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Tagged Amazing Photojournalism, Brady Hoke Fat jokes, Debacles, Illegal Whatnow?, New Orleans Bowl, Poop Jokes
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Game Recap: Bleeeeeeehhhhhhh
ANN ARBOR — We all came into this game dreaming big dreams, didn’t we? A cathartic, vindicating win that reduces Bluto to ranch-dressing-flavored tears of regret. A program-defining game that vaults San Diego State to national prominence and causes Lee Corso’s … Continue reading
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Tagged Ann Arbor Was a Whore, Brady Hoke Fat jokes, Hillman, Lindley
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Game Preview: Aztecs (3-0) at Michigan (3-0)
Programming note: Your trusty Aztecs blogger will be attending the game on Saturday, meaning I probably won’t get around to posting until I sober up and pick at least half the splinters out of my ass. It may take a couple of … Continue reading
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Tagged Brady Hoke Fat jokes, Criminal Masterminds, Michigan, Tom Brady is a douche
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AztecsAskingHim: A conversation with some sort of gross-sounding beer/corn concoction enjoyed by Michiganders
Michigan, man — you just can’t trust those guys. Sure it seems like Wolverines blogger Maize n Brew Dave was being a cool guy in granting my interview request, but I know how those guys work. He’s probably on board … Continue reading
‘Tec-nical Difficulties Episode 5
Our podcast for the week of September 20, 2011 Topics: Hillman’s big day, Franklin’s error, SDSU’s return to the Big House (and Hoke) and jokes about a certain rotund football coach. Find out what the cool kids think about these … Continue reading
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Tagged basketball, Brady Hoke Fat jokes, Fisher, football, Hillman, Michigan, MWC, NCAA, podcast, SDSU
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Let’s get ready to grumble: What SDSU football needs to do to satisfy the fans in 2012
Calibrating expectations for the San Diego State football team is an easier task than it might seem. I, for one, see no reason to put in hours of opposition research or factor in the prognostications of credible sources with important … Continue reading →