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A new and improved Josh Davis
As an Aztecs fan of a certain age, the name Josh Davis carries with it a little baggage. Davis, for all you youngsters out there, was the star player for Rat Boy McClain’s pretty good and super annoying Wyoming teams … Continue reading
Fisher’s shipment of In-N-Out burgers to NCAA selection committee pays dividends
Seven seed, facing Oklahoma on Friday in Philly. Nice draw. I mean, it’s probably not the best we could have hoped for. For instance, I was hoping like heck for a game against CSU Bakersfield at the Valley View Casino … Continue reading
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Tagged Aztecs Big Dance, LOL Lon Kruger, Loser takes Chuck Long back, Lucky Bastards, NCAA Tournament, Oklahoma
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All good things …
Stunning news, guys. It looks like San Diego State’s long, storied tenure as a proud member institution of the Big East/West conferences has come to an end. It’s just so hard not to get misty when I think of all … Continue reading
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Tagged Exciting new opportunities, LOL Big East, LOL us, Teary farewells, Well this is awkward
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SDSU’s Big East dream gets traced in chalk on a Baltimore corner. It’s all in the game, yo.
There’s a pivotal scene in season four of The Wire where Bodie — a weathered drug gang lieutenant who had seen his aspirations and ambitions crushed by the ruthlessness and greed of the new kingpin — sits in a park … Continue reading
BREAKING: Ludwig leaving for Wisconsin in major blow to SDSU offen — oh hey look, I found a penny!
On December 20, new Wisconsin head coach Gary Andersen sat in his home in Logan, Utah, and watched the Poinsettia Bowl with rapt attention. Packing for Wisconsin could wait, there was history afoot. He moved to the edge of his … Continue reading
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Tagged Andy Ludwig, Brilliant strategists, Free Writes, I'm so DGAF, Tecmo COA mode, Trolling Tom Craft fans, Whatevs
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It’s Not Like Losing a Bowl Game in Your Own Stadium Against Your Biggest Rival Hurts Or Anything
I don’t have a clever narrative to weave on the Poin Bowl. False-bravado predictions notwithstanding, the outcome was surprising to none of us. When the Dingwell implosion unfolded I simply leaned over, stared at the concrete and shook my head, … Continue reading
EXCLUSIVE VIDEO: Big East commissioner Mike Aresco pulled into emergency meeting with football school presidents
So we’ve all seen the news. The Big East is exploding, meaning we’re all going to die a slow and painful death with the rest of the football castaways. Or just go back to the Mountain West (sorta the same … Continue reading
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Tagged Exclusive footage, LOL Big East, LOL us, Nothing is fucked, Planes crashing into mountains, Shut the fuck up Donny, Welp
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Big East set to crumble all around us, which is tragic or whatever
Every now and then, I forget what a vile cesspool college sports is at its core. Fortunately, every so often, college sports goes out of its way to remind us all. The University of Maryland’s Board of Regents voted Monday … Continue reading
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Tagged Fuck Everything, Going blind from expansturbation, Helpful reminders, LOL us, Vile cesspools, Welp
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Heathen Aztecs move Midway game to the Lord’s day
Perhaps you missed this yesterday if you were busy following the important, historic news that was unfolding, but the San Diego State-Syracuse hoops game on the USS Midway has been moved to Sunday. Oh sure, they say this is about … Continue reading
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Tagged At least it's not the Sports Arena, Blasphemy, Martime Competitions, Syracuse
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So about that Midway game …
There’s new news on the “Battle on the Midway” hoops game against Syracuse, and the news isn’t good. Sure, the mainstream press wants to tell you this sudden possibility of cancellation has something to do with sponsorship challenges and such, … Continue reading
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Tagged Carriers, Fuck Everything, Lashing Out Irrationally, LOL us, Syracuse
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