Author Archives: AztecsKillingHim

About AztecsKillingHim

Aztecskillinghim is a graduate of San Diego State University, which he attended during both the Ted Tollner and Tom Craft eras (five year plan!). For a time, he was convinced that the Aztecs' bowl drought was a direct result of him arriving on campus in 1999. He has two rescued dogs and a patient but foul-mouthed wife who thinks Tim Shelton is "adorable."

A new and improved Josh Davis

Posted on May 15, 2013

As an Aztecs fan of a certain age, the name Josh Davis carries with it a little baggage. Davis, for all you youngsters out there, was the star player for Rat Boy McClain’s pretty good and super annoying Wyoming teams … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Impact transfers, James Johnson, Josh Davis, No not that Josh Davis, Skylar Spencer, Testing the expiration date on Bryce Massamba fat jokes, Trenchant analysis | 2 Comments

Jamaal Franklin’s SDSU career in 21 screen grabs

Posted on April 13, 2013

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged Fuck yeah copyright infringement, Going pro, Good night sweet prince, Jamaal Fanklin is a Noun and Adjective, Lazy Blog Posts, LOL us | 1 Comment

An important reminder that the people who write for this blog are smarter (and probably better looking) than you, the reader

Posted on April 9, 2013

Here’s something fun while we all wait to see if Tony Bland is going to turn his back on his alma mater, betray his mentor and LITERALLY spit in YOUR face by taking the USC offer. (Spoiler: With $250,000, Tony … Continue reading →

Posted in Contests | Tagged Shut up Jhonka, Tony Bland, U R so dum, Wait basketball was still going on? | 2 Comments

Game Recap: Longtime sportswriter/high-functioning alcoholic says farewell

Posted on March 24, 2013

I really thought that the University of New Mexico San Diego State University finally had a men’s basketball team that earned the loyalty of their fans. I was wrong. I’ve been around Lobo blogging Aztecs basketball for 33 two seasons. … Continue reading →

Posted in Game Recap | Tagged Blatant Plagiarism, Lazy Blog Posts, LOL us, My Not Super Sweet 16, NCAA Tournament, Temper Tantrums, Transparent whoring | 5 Comments

Game Recap: Underachieving team of jerks we all hate now become the second most accomplished team in the history of our freaking program

Posted on March 22, 2013

Redemption is a beautiful thing, isn’t it? Heading into the first round of the NCAA Tournament, the 2012-13 San Diego State Aztecs basically had their epitaph written. They were a squad that had all the talent in the world, but … Continue reading →

Posted in Game Recap | Tagged Deshawn Stephens, Hell Fucking Yes, Jamaal Franklin, James Rahon, Oklahoma, OMG FUCK YES, This is for Chuck Long, Unbridled Awesomeness | 9 Comments

Ten Things I Hate About You: NCAA Tournament edition

Posted on March 21, 2013

Ten reasons to hate SDSU’s NCAA Tournament opponent: The Oklahoma Sooners. 10. Lon Kruger is kind of a doucher Sweet shirt, brah. Who has two thumbs and came to crush? This guy, that’s who. 9. They’re eating all the food … Continue reading →

Posted in Ten Things I Hate About You | Tagged Alcohol is delicious you fools, Awful music, hillbillies, Lashing Out Irrationally, LOL Lon Kruger | 1 Comment

The AKH Tournament Challenge is back so leave me alone already

Posted on March 19, 2013

I shit you not, in the past day I have received two emails and a tweet asking me if we’re going to do the AKH Tournament Challenge again. Seriously, look: Huh, I honestly have no recollection of having done this … Continue reading →

Posted in Contests | Tagged Crappy Prizes, Dog Shaming, Gambling!, Here's a Contest or Whatever, NCAA Tournament, Vacation Photos | 2 Comments

Fisher’s shipment of In-N-Out burgers to NCAA selection committee pays dividends

Posted on March 17, 2013

Seven seed, facing Oklahoma on Friday in Philly. Nice draw. I mean, it’s probably not the best we could have hoped for. For instance, I was hoping like heck for a game against CSU Bakersfield at the Valley View Casino … Continue reading →

Posted in News | Tagged Aztecs Big Dance, LOL Lon Kruger, Loser takes Chuck Long back, Lucky Bastards, NCAA Tournament, Oklahoma | 2 Comments

Game Recap: On the plus side, it seems my Saturday has just opened up

Posted on March 15, 2013

It’s hard to know exactly what the Aztecs’ chances are to win a game or two in the NCAA Tournament next week. On one hand, they are still freakishly athletic with a great 1-2 scoring tandem and the ability to … Continue reading →

Posted in Game Recap, Uncategorized | Tagged Alex Kirk is a terrifying ogre, Be Careful Jamaal Franklin, Bleh, Leaving Las Vegas, Trouble with big men | 1 Comment

We held an awesome live blog and you missed it because you are a jerk

Posted on March 14, 2013

If you missed last night’s awesome live blog of the Aztecs’ quarterfinal win over Boise State, shame on you. By deciding to just sit on your couch and passively enjoy a basketball game (rather than furiously typing to a few … Continue reading →

Posted in Live Blog | Tagged Boise State, Lazy Blog Posts, Self serving shit, So tired today guys | 2 Comments