Monthly Archives: April 2012
NFL Draft just a big conspiracy to troll SDSU fans who also like the Chargers
Good afternoon, SDSU Chargers fans. You’ve been through a lot in the past few years, and I don’t just mean the Smith-Spanos reign of terror. You’ve had to stomach Kirk Morrison and Chaz Schilens in silver and black. Former Aztec Herm … Continue reading
SDSU denies viral Twitter rumor about Big East cold feet and other headlines that would make my head explode if I read them five years ago
A quick recap of how journalism works in 2012: Step 1: An out of town reporter known for throwing stuff against the wall and often being straight up wrong gets a “scoop” that amounts to hearsay at best and wouldn’t … Continue reading
Red and Blacklisted: Ten Aztecs football road trips that really need to happen
In the past decade, we’ve witnessed some nearly great moments at some storied venues across the country. The Aztecs have lost by two scores or fewer at the Big House and the Horse Shoe. They’ve had near misses in the … Continue reading
Posted in Red and Blacklisted, Uncategorized
Tagged Awesome Road Trips, Boston College, Cal, Dated Pop Culture References, LSU, Miami, Northwestern, Stereotypes, Texas, U$C, UTSA? Really?, Vanderbilt, Washington
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Aztec Lynx: ALERT!!! WINSTON SHEPARD SKIPS OUT ON SIGNING DAY OMG! Wait, he signed? There’s a photo and everything? Nevermind, carry on
A basketball signing day dump for your reading pleasure: — The awesome disguise the Aztecs made freshly-minted 5-star recruit Winston Shepard wear to fool Bill Self apparently paid off. Good thing, too. Sources indicate the Kansas coach was recently spotted … Continue reading
Posted in Aztec Lynx
Tagged Awesome Videos, Bill Self is a Douchebag, Link Dumps, Ronnie M.F.ing Hillman, Temple, Winston Shepard
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The mtn. network to be left in alley next to dumpster, stripped of valuable copper components
Ever since its inception, the mtn. has been more punch line than sports network. It has been a favorite whipping boy of Mountain West fans and detractors alike, mostly for its shitty distribution and production value straight out of a … Continue reading
Posted in Commentary
Tagged Gloom and Doom, I Haz a Sad, My Personal Problems, RIP, the mtn., TMI, Todd Christensen
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Aztecs to play Syracuse on USS Midway, USD to face SUNY Binghamton on pontoon barge set adrift in Lake Murray
Couldn’t this have broken a little sooner so I could have dumped it in this morning with the rest of my links? Way to be, Ziegler! Way to be. So the U-T is now reporting that the Aztecs will face … Continue reading
Aztec Lynx: Announcing our Tournament Challenge winner (and some other thing about UCLA)
Lugie the Aztec Lynx returns for his morning dump (now with more muskrat fur!): — I didn’t watch last night’s National Championship game because there was a really interesting episode of History Detectives on PBS that I had only seen … Continue reading
Posted in Aztec Lynx
Tagged Bill Self is a Douchebag, Brackets, Gambling!, Kentucky, UCLOLA
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On media guides, Marshall Faulk and the importance of the 2012 NFL Draft
Exciting news for people who love boring things: The 2012 NFL Draft starts in just a few hours! (Note to self: Remember to go back later and insert a witty and original joke about Mel Kiper Jr.’s hair.) As you’ve … Continue reading →